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Hire the morally handicapped.
Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold -- your problems into their gold.
-- Augustine's Law Number XXXII -- Norman R. Augustine, President and...
Hiroshima '45 ----- Chernobyl '86 ----- Windows '95
hirsute: adj. Occasionally used humorously as a synonym for {hairy}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
His ancient, trusty, drouthy crony; Tam lo'ed him like a vera brither,-- They had been fou for weeks thegither.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante...
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His back against a rock he bore. And firmly placed his foot before
Come one, come all! This rock shall fly From its firm base as soon as I." -- Sco...
His bark is worse than his bite. -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- Jacula Prudentum
His beard was as white as snow, All flaxen was his poll.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iv, Sc. 5...
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

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