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• Are you having fun? I am.
• Picard: "What're you looking at?" Data: "I am not looking at anything, sir.
  I am continuing to organize my files." Picard: "But you were looking at me....
• Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
• I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
• McCoy: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation that's in there!
  Spock: "As you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I am not human....
• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
  .. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
• Hi! I am a disabled .signature virus.
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• I am NOT psychopathic and if you say I am again I'll slit your throat.