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• Hell on Earth: Barney and Friends.
• Hansen: "Lieutenant, a few years ago, I watched a freshman cadet pass four upperclassmen on the last hill of the forty-kilometer run at Delulin II.
  The damnest thing I ever saw, the only freshman to ever win the Academy Marathon....
• PBS: TV for the humor impaired.
• Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive.
  A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt....
• I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business.
• HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.
• Barney (Bar-Knee) n. 1) Well known purple mutant eggplant from Hell.
• Abstinence is the thin end of the pledge.
• I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.