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Getting tired of children? Ever heard of youthanasia?
Getting up early is hazardous to your health.
Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
Get up in the sky where they can't find you.
Get up one time more than you're knocked down. -- Peter's Principle of Succe
Get your cut throat off my knife -- Diane Diprima, Nightmare Gallery
Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue!
Get your enemies to read your works in order to mend them, for your friend is so much your second self that he will judge too like you.
-- Pope...
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...

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