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• Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
• Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot.
• Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well?
  You say you have a date with your favorite girl when it starts raining so hard you can't see?...
• Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
• This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
  -- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? -- from The Goon Show