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• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterto
• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• You may be redneck... if you made a hot tub using a trolling motor.
• Life is like a hot shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.