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• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
  Murphy's Law applied to Newton's....
• Just remember this, my girl, as you look up in the sky -- You can see the stars and still not see the light.
• To know where you can find a thing is the chief part of learning.
• Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you.
  And all you can do is go where they can find you....
• If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
• And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
• Where you can talk to people without using up saliva.
• Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?