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• The relationship of editor to author is knife to throat.
• Please, cut off my arm.
• As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will.
  Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck....
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
• Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
• No! Don't touch my baby! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD!
• Welcome to my nightmare.
• Waste not, get your budget cut next year.