Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
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- You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - When you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to stop and reconsider. -- Mark Twain... - What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel... - Do right, and you will be conspicuous.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
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Twain's notebook as reported by Albert Bigelow Paine... - T'was a brave person indeed, who first ate an oyster.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not
succeed.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance
one can contain without bursting one's clothes.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting
on its shoes.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - I can live for two months on a good compliment.
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Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835...
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- Hawk, we're going to die."
"Never say die...
and certainly never say we." --... - 99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug,
and dump it again: 100 blocks of crud on the disk... - Be nice or be
nuked... - Spock: "In your own way, you are as stubborn as another captain of the
Enterprise I once knew."
Picard:
"Then I'm in good company, sir." -- "Unification II"... - Save gas,
don't use the shell...
