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Gineral C. is a dreffle smart man; He 's ben on all sides thet give places or pelf
But consistency still wuz a part of his plan,-- He 's ben true to one party, an' thet is himself....
GIPS: /gips/ or /jips/ [analogy with {MIPS}] n. Giga-Instructions per Second (also possibly `Gillions of Instructions per Second'
ee {gillion}). In 1991, this is used of only a handful of...
Gird your grid for a big one!
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool...
Girl Dumps her boyfriend to marry his dad
Girlfriend pregnant - (M)arry (I)gnore (A)bo
Girlfriend wants whale because they have 10ft tongues.
Girlfriend? Yep, a 50 MHz 486 with 256K cache!
Girl On a Budget: Penny Pinche
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