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Gimme a beer! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut.........TO GO!!!!
Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty Draft Lager With The Imported Australian Taste In The Barrel-Shaped Twist-Off Bottle and a mango, please.
Oh, and one of those spec...
Gimme a hamburger, with cheese, bacon & onion. Chips and Coke. -- Co
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Gimme a P-Nut-Butter -N- Nanner sandwich. -- Elvis.
Gimme back my face! You're getting it ugly.
Gimme, gimme, gimme more donuts.... -- Elvi
Gimme that baby you warthog from Hell!
Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
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