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Drive your cart and plow over the bones of the dead.
Driving down the street at 150 miles per hour with a friend of mine on cruise control.
Both of us in the back seat. The police pulled us over....
Driving hasn't been the same since I installed the funhouse rearview mirrors. "What is that?
Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.
Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion?
droid: [from `android', SF terminology for a humanoid robot of essentially biological (as opposed to mechanical/electronic) construction] n.
A person (esp. a low-level bureaucrat or service...
drool-proof paper: n.
drop cable -- what I'm tempted to do when I get my bill for HBO.
Drop 'em. -- Pick up line
drop-ins: [prob. by analogy with {drop-outs}] n. Spurious characters appearing on a terminal or console as a result of line noise or a system malfunction of some sort.
Esp. used when these ...
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