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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
-- P.J. O'Rourke Vancouver Sun, Dec. 20, 1991...
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!
DRUIDS, n. Priests and ministers of an ancient Celtic religion which did not disdain to employ the humble allurement of human sacrifice.
Very little is now known about the Druids and their faith. Pl...
drum: adj, n. Ancient techspeak term referring to slow, cylindrical magnetic media that were once state-of-the-art storage devices.
Under BSD UNIX the disk partition used for swapping is ...
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
of a constitution so treacherously good, that it never bends till it break...
Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... pa-a-a-a! -- Answ...
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE -- Real Newspaper Headline
Drunk: holds urinal for support. Pisses on his own shoe.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
drunk mouse syndrome: (also `mouse on drugs') n. A malady exhibited by the mouse pointing device of some computers.
The typical symptom is for the mouse cursor on the screen to move in rand...
Dr. X hasn't lectured a Cambridge group before, so he might be quite interesting.

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