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• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant.
  This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror. -- Herb Brody...
• The best view of government is in the rearview mirror as you're driving away from it.
  -- Ronald Reaga...
• Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
• It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• I haven't been wrong since 1969, when I was a mistake.
• I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.