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Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation....
Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
Due to inflation, all clouds will now be lined with zinc.
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
Due to lack of interest, next year is cancelled.
Due to the postal strike, the assignment is extended to one week from today.
I do not give out extensions without good reason. -- Forbes Burkowski Computer Science 454...
Duh. . . I didn't know FORMAT C: did that?
Duke. And what 's her history? Vio. A blank, my lord.
She never told her love, But let concealment, like a worm i' the bud, Feed on her damask cheek...
Dulce bellum inexpertis. (War is sweet to those who do not fight.
) -- Gerard Didier Erasmus (c. 1465-1536)...
DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life.
The Dullards came in with Adam, and being both numerous and sturdy have overrun the habitable world....

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