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Ducks? What ducks?
Duck who fly upside down have quack up.
Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
The only difference is that "May The Force be with you" sounds a lot nicer than "May you be cove...
Du da duh de duh da duh -- Angus Young
DUD Do Until Dead
DU Dump Use
DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two enemies.
Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance...
Due to a fairly new trend, funeral directors are urning a lot of money these days.
Due to a lack of trained trumpeteers, the end of the world has been postponed indefinately.
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.

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