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• No solemn sanctimonious face I pull, Nor think I 'm pious when I 'm only biliou
  Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
  Bart: Do you get HBO? Alien: No, that would cost extra....
• What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.
• What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefield? A-flat Major.
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• In the hotel there was a mirror over my bed! I was uneasy going to sleep.
  When I sleep I toss and turn, and when I woke up I thought I saw a naked sky diver coming at me ....
• Addison, will you get serious!" "Serious? I just had my hand on your behind
  if I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable!" -- Addison and Maddy from "Moonlighting...