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• The more you run over a skunk, the stupider you are...
• Man: You must be stupider than you look. Homer: Stupider like a fix! Lemon of Troy
• Nothing is so good for improvement in driving as having a police car follow you as you drive about the town.
• If you get there, play your numbers. -- MA Driving #5
• ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
• Four-wheel-drive just means you can get stuck in even more inaccessible places. -- Phillips' Law
• I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you.
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....