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• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson commercial? In 6 years I'm going to Disneyworld!
• Did you hear about the new resturant on the moon? Nice setting, but not a lot of atmosphere.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
• Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
• Did you hear that those new edible candy pants are about to be distributed in a male version -- with nuts of course.