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• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
  Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
• Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because she had one too mini.