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Dime con quiin andas, y te dire quiin eres. Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxiii...
Dimensions will be expressed in the least usable terms (i.
e. Furlongs/Fortnight) -- Klipstein's Third Law of Applied Engineering...
Dim with the mist of years, gray flits the shade of power.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto ii, Stanza 2...
Diner: Waiter! There's a footprint in my breakfast.
Waiter: Well, I don't see what the problem is. You ordered an omelet and told me to step on it!...
Dine with little, sup with less: do better still: sleep supperless. -- Ben Frankli
Ding a ding-dang my dang-a-long ling-long
ding: n.,vi. 1. Synonym for {feep}. Usage: rare among hackers, but commoner in the {Real World}.
2. `dinged': What happens when someone in authority gives you a minor bitching about someth...
DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty.
And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ....
DINGO: You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then .
.. spank me. AMAZING: And spank me! STUNNER: And me. LOVELY: And me. -- Monty Py...

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