Did You Ever Feel Like The Whole World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?
Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of
-- George Gobel
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel
Did you ever feel that you were a typewriter, while everyone else in the world was a wordprocessor?
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
-- The Rule of Elderly Survival...
It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think the percentages were wrong?
You will feel as much like you did yesterday as you do today.
Honk if you feel better than James Brow
My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...