Miscellaneous Collections

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Dear common flower, that grow'st beside the way, Fringing the dusty road with harmless gold.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- To the Dandelio...
Dear Doctor Science: Back in B.C., when they counted the years backwards, did they count the months and days backwards, too?
"Your ignorance appalls me." -- Duck's Breath Homemade Radio...
Dear Editor: I just read in your paper that a little old lady was bitten by a black widow spider when she picked up the paper off the front porch.
This came as nothing short of a surprise to me. No...
Dear Emily --- BINGO!!" -- From STRAY TOASTERS
Dear friend, all theory is gray, And green the golden tree of life.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832), Fau...
Dear God: Enclosed please find Rube Goldberg. Now that you've got him, what are you going to do with him?
-- Written on grave...
Dear God, make me a good boy, but it's all right with me if you'd like to take your time about it.
Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear On the other hand, again.
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us.
.. a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird....
Dear Lord Jesus, this can't be happenin' man, this isn't happenin... -- Hudson, "Alie

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