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• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
• Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?
• The Color Purple Until you do right by me, everything you think about is going to crumble.
  --Whoopi Goldberg...
• MacIntosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
• Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
  Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...
• I told you I was ill. -- Written on grave
• If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
  -- Cardinal de Richelieu...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....