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Dealing with the government is like kicking a 300-pound sponge.
-- Finagle's Law of Government Contracting...
Deanna is just the woman to bring some meaning to your sorry existence.
If you're smart enough to take it. I doubt that you are....
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines.
Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac.
Dear as remember'd kisses after death, And sweet as those by hopeless fancy feign'd On lips that are for othe
deep as love,-- Deep as first love, and wild with all regret. Oh death in life, the day...
Dear as the light that visits these sad eyes; Dear as the ruddy drops that warm my heart.
-- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- The Bard, I, 3, Line 12...
Dear as the vital warmth that feeds my life; Dear as these eyes, that weep in fondness o'er thee.
-- Thomas Otway (1651-1685) -- Venice Preserved, Act v, Sc. 1...
Dear Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Goodbye. I'm taking the dog. -- Dorothy
Dear, beauteous death, the jewel of the just! Shining nowhere but in the dark
What mysteries do lie beyond thy dust, Could man outlook that mark!...
Dear Caller: As I'm leaving you this message, the sun is shining for a change.

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