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Dear Mr. President: There are too many states. Please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot. -- Abraham "Grandpa" Simpso...
Dear Mr. Seldes: I cannot remember the exact wording of the statement to which you allude
but what I meant was that ......
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka
Dear necrophiliacs We love you. -- The Grateful Dead
Dear, never forget one little point: It's my business.
You just work here. -- Elizabeth Arden (to her husband)...
Death aims with fouler spite At fairer marks. -- Francis Quarles (1592-1644) -- Divine Poems (ed.
1669)...
Death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shall die.
How a good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act iii, Sc....
Death,--a stopping of impressions through the senses, and of the pulling of the cords of motion, and of the ways of thought, and of service to the flesh.
-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) ...
Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast.
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so.
-- John Donne (1572-1631), "Death, be not proud...

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