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Dear Emily --- BINGO!!" -- From STRAY TOASTERS
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"Dear Emily --- BINGO!!"
-- From STRAY TOASTERS
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
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Dear Emily: I'm still confused as to what groups articles should be posted to.
How about an example? -- Still Confused Dear Still...
Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize.
What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that....
Dear Emily: I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize.
What should I do? -- Doubtful Dear Doubtful: Post your response to the whole net....
Dear Emily: I saw a long article that I wish to rebut carefully, what should I do?
-- Angry Dear Angry: Include the entire text with your article, and include your comments between the lines....
Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife Their sober wishes never learn'd to stray
Along the cool sequester'd vale of life They kept the noiseless tenor of their way....
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... BINGO!
Beauty is not caused. It is. -- Emily Dickinso