Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Dear Lord, observe this bended knee This visage meek and humble, And hear this confidential plea Voiced in reverent mumble
Give me Shylock, give me Fagin But O God spare me Ronald Rea...
Dear Mary, We all knew you had it in you.
-- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), -- in a telegram sent after a much-publicized pregnancy...
Dear Melanie: If I don't get that material for my new dress, it's curtains. -- Scarle
Dear Miss Manners -- Is it proper for a gentleman to compliment a lady on her tattoo? SAYINGS
Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right. Which is correct? G...
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.
Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face ....
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- When someone brings sweet rolls to work for a treat, is it proper for people to cut them up and leave halves, quarters or eighths on the plate?
GENTLE READER -- Those who b...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, Part of this complete breakfast.
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
Answe...
Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune, something to make us all happy.
Do anything, take us out of this gloom. Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy....

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