Dear Editor: I just read in your paper that a little old lady was bitten by a black widow spider when she picked up the paper off the front porch.

Dear Editor: I just read in your paper that a little old lady was bitten by
a black widow spider when she picked up the paper off the front porch. This
came as nothing short of a surprise to me. Not the fact that she was bitten
by a black widow spider, mind you, but that the paper was on the front
porch. A Subscriber....