Dear God, Make Me A Good Boy, But It's All Right With Me If You'd Like To Take Your Time About It.
Dear God, make me a good boy, but it's all right with me if you'd
like to take your time about it.
Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me.
They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it. -- Charles Barkley...
Make like your girlfriend and blow me?
Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....