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Cat: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging
Every time you make a move, he makes one too (winks to Holly)....
Catifornia: The sunshine State for cats...
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem.
Cat \kat'\ n, Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
Cat: Look at that collar! You could go hang gliding! -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'
Cat: Murphy's way of saying "Nice Furniture!
Cat: My god! His head burst! -- Red Dwarf - 'Justice'

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