Related:

• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Cold hands, no gloves.
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
  Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
• Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister) Cat: What the hell is that?
  Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe?...
• I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
  I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....
• Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
  One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....