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• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Cat: This sounds like a twelve-change-of-underwear trip! -- Red Dwarf - 'Terrorform'
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Cat: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging
  Every time you make a move, he makes one too (winks to Holly)....
• Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
  Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....