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Cat: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws....
Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
Cat: What is it? Liste...
Caught cheating with shoes off; reading footnotes.
Cauliflower for brains.
Caulking / saran wrap.
cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
Cause I love my ol' tag...
Cause of crash: Inadvertent contact with the ground.
Cause of Death: CRC Error.
cause they're Vampire Hookers, and blood is not all they suck!
-- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")...

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