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Cats - the ultimate stress reliever.
Cats - they're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Catsup and Mustard all over the place! It's the Human Hamburger! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Cats v. Rush Limbaugh: They both have fuzzy tales.
Cats with blue eyes are invariably deaf. -- Charles Darwi
Cat: The only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
Cat: This sounds like a twelve-change-of-underwear trip! -- Red Dwarf - 'Terrorform'
Catty: An afternoon gathering of gossips...
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
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