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Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
Cats like WINdoze, it seems to attract Mice...
Cat - small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food.
Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
Cats often chase things that their person can't see.
Cats: Pit bull junk food.
Cats polished while you wait. Hot wax costs extra.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch...
Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or the radiator, so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said the cat liked me.
Who had this cat met that it was compari...
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
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