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Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. 3. Fur ball puker.
Cat: (n) An Unprogrammable Animal.
CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
This is a dog, This is a cat. This is a frog, This is a...
CAT (n.): A walking ego with fur.
Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Cat: Official mascot of the Tagline echo.
Cato instigated the magistrates to punish all offenders, saying that they that did not prevent crimes when they might, encouraged them.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Roman Apophthegms, Cato the Elde...
Catolick: A religiously clean kitty...
Cat-o'-nine-tails: Noodle machine accident.

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