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• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister) Cat: What the hell is that?
  Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe?...
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
  .. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space.
  Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?...
• exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
  (sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...