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California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
California Saga...
Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!!
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
Call any vegetable, Call any vegetable, And the chances are good That the vegetable Will respond to you.
-- Frank Zappa, Lyrics in "Absolutely Free...
Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.
Call Barf Ccestruction, and we'll throw it up!
Call B.D.C. for all your computer needs 310/864-5685
Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline. 1-900-SCR-EWME. $100.00/min.
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....

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