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Call the Men of Science.
Call things by their right names.... Glass of brandy and water!
That is the current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation....
Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
Call upon a man of business during hours of business only to transact your business.
Then go about your business and give him time to attend to his business. -- Anonymou...
Call waiting is great if you have two friends!
Call-waiting is indeed the ULTIMATE line noise!
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Call yourself a Time Lord? A broken clock keeps better time than you do.
At least it's accurate twice a day, which is more than you ever are. -- Tegan, The Visitatio...
Call you that backing of your friends? A plague upon such backing!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
Calm Down! It's only ones and zeros!
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