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Calmness is great advantage; he that lets another chafe may warm him at his fire, mark all his wand'rings and enjoy his frets, as cunning fencers suffer heat to tire.
-- Herbe...
Calm? Of COURSE I'm calm! I've never been so calm in my LIFE!
! IF I WERE ANY MORE CALM, I'D BE DEAD!!!!!!! -- Wilbur, Rescuers Down Unde...
Calm on the bosom of thy God, Fair spirit, rest thee now!
-- Felicia D. Hemas (1794-1835) -- Siege of Valencia, Scene ix...
Calm on the listening ear of night Come Heaven's melodious strains, Where wild Judea stretches far Her silver-mantled plains.
-- Edmund H. Sears (1810-1876) -- Christmas Song...
CAL Sucks; UCLA Swallow
CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
-- Clarence Darrow...
Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be i...
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?

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