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CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser!
Can a homosexual become a heterosexual? Only if a dog can become a tree.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?
-- Old Testament -- Proverbs vi, 27...
Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?
Can any man have a higher notion of the rule of right and the eternal fitness of things?
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Jones, Book iv, Chap. iv...
Can any mortal mixture of earth's mould Breathe such divine enchanting ravishment?
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 244...
Can anyone remember when times were not hard, and money not scarce?
-- Emerson, Society And Solitude...
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.
Canapes--a sandwich cut into twenty-four pieces. -- Billy Rose
Can a vampire catch AIDS...?

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