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• I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf
• If we are what we eat, I'm gonna throw myself up.
• We call it software because we can't keep it up.
• My dear boy, the people who love only once in their lives are really the shallow people.
  What they call their loyalty and their fidelity, I call their lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination....
• So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
• We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...