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Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'll be the one drinking sake....
Caller: Blacks have to be heard. Rush: Why...? They are 12 percent of the population.
Who the hell cares? -- Rush Limbaugh...
Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
Call for the robin-redbreast and the wren, Since o'er shady groves they hover, And with leaves and flowers do cover The friendless bodies of unburied men.
-- John Webster (c. 1580-1625) -- The White...
Call him Wise whose actions, words, and steps are all a clear Because to a clear Why. -- Lavate
Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die.
-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompso...
Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks! Come out, come out!
Calling all units! Leading monster stampede through the bottomlands to lower forty!
... Set up ambush on flanks!... Also, do not shoot me!...
Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.
Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.
Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....

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