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CAMEL, n. A quadruped (the _Splaypes humpidorsus_) of great value to the show business.
There are two kinds of camels -- the camel proper and the camel improper....
Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Cameras are so simple to operate now that taking pictures is much easier than getting friends to look at them.
-- Hugh Alle...
Ca m'est egal. -- l'Etranger (The Stranger)
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.
C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@ED T@A#G$L@IN$E
Campers do it in a tent.
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: If your god's dead blame mine.

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