Related:

• One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy!
• Electrons on a bende
• Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
• Bender: Oh... your... God.
• Bender: He's a witch!
• Bender: Oh no! Not the magnet!
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.