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  you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
• I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead.
  You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
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• Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm only one skull short of a Mousketeer reunion.
• Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
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• One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.