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• I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" -Leela
• I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
• I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Schulz
• I love a man with chocolate on his breath.
• I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
• I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
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• Cool, I broke his brain! -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
• This guy sitting in the plane is joined by his seatmate, who begins immediately to heave gigantic, obviously depressed sighs.
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