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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA....
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today. I think he's from the CIA....
Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability.
Thank God I'm not respectable. -- Ruthven Campbell Todd...
Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet. -- John Cheeve
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
YINKEL: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

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