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You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in use for only seven years.
One of its windshield wipers is broken, and the carburetor needs adjusting....
You are a wish to be here wishing yourself. -- Philip Whale
You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind. -- Sherlock Holme
You are always busy.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
You are as I am with You.
You are capable of planning your future.
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
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